Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me
This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.
‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’
YES, YES I WOULD.
I have eaten 22 packs of sugar and this advert offends me.